girl two: i swallowed some chocolate milk, and now my knee isn't working.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
The idea originally came from a philosopher, who argued that white women give white milk, and niggers give dark milk.
Because dark milk was so hard to produce, in many ways tasted terrible, and in some ways even was lethal, they decided to add sugar to it, and make it out of coco beans instead!
Just like nigger sperm is dark, so her milk is dark.
Some say niggers once where human beings,
The only white traces on a nigger may be is his hands, feet, and his teeth!
They have to line up naked on the manufacturing line, with their hands against the wall, and feet spread, like a criminal nigger, and get sprayed with a layer of permanent shit!
The smell and just the sight of them tells you they're criminals.