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Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.
Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.
by StMirhza September 14, 2007
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A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".
Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.
by TheWizz February 12, 2010

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