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1.
Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.
Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!
by SirOlmec February 03, 2012
 
2.
(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.
Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.
by OmegaHOT69 July 11, 2010