A member of the religion of wicca, one who loves a Castlecat and enjoys rollerblading. A Cloudmuffin is skilled in cake decorating, doing common-sense lacking acts sch as putting metal in a microwave, or a pot holder in the oven. Cloudmuffins tend to sleep late and are easily woken up by irregular noises. The Cloudmuffin enjoys spying on others due to a shyness they posses. shauna i totally caught you.

My friend Liz is definetely a Cloudmuffin

Shauna I totally caught you writing a Cloudmuffin entry.

Cloudmuffin by Dragid August 23, 2006

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chadmuffin

an odd shaped hat/beanie that looks like a muffin.

"clean ass lil chadmuffin!! :]"

"hey fresh ass chadmuffin u got there"

"no its not a beanie, its a chadmuffin"

chadmuffin by culo/yosh February 29, 2008

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Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

Choad Muffin by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

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Chudmuffin

chud·muf·fin /CHUHD-muh-fin/
noun
1. A whimsical, affectionate term for a person, creature, or object that is endearingly silly, quirky, or slightly absurd.
• “Don’t mind Gary — he’s a total chudmuffin, but that’s why we love him.”
2. A playful neologism combining “chud” (traditionally grotesque or awkward) and “muffin” (soft, sweet, innocuous), producing a humorous, paradoxical effect.
• “I baked a dozen chudmuffins for the office party — chaos never tasted so cute.”

Origin: Modern internet slang; blend of “chud” (see C.H.U.D., 1984) + “muffin,” popularized in playful online discourse circa 2025.

Usage notes: Typically used humorously or affectionately; carries no literal grotesque meaning in this form.

1. “Stop being such a chudmuffin and try the rollercoaster — you’ll love it!”
2. “She showed up to the costume party in socks and sandals, and honestly, total chudmuffin energy.”
3. “I accidentally dyed my hair neon green, but everyone just called me a chudmuffin and laughed.”
4. “My dog tried to chase its tail and fell over — absolute chudmuffin vibes.”
5. “Even when he messes up the magic trick, he’s still our favorite chudmuffin.”

Chudmuffin by Chuds McKinsey August 24, 2025

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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