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1) Barnacles That Grow On Your Testicles.
Man You've got a bad case of Choadles.
I've gotta get rid of these Choadles.
by J Cobra September 03, 2008
 
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Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.
"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"
by Uncle Chicken January 19, 2012