Choadface
A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.
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choadface
someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface
Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.
Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.
Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.
choadface by Yourmotherbuyingmeavideogame November 18, 2010
Related Words
choad face • Chad face • chad-faced • Cadface • Chanfaced • Cheapfaced • choadacabra • choadacunt • chobeface. • Chodeface McHiggins
Cheapfaced
Cheapfaced by jsetgo March 1, 2011
Chodeface McHiggins
Chodeface McHiggins by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010
coldface
He his a coldface liar
chobeface.
a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.
chobeface. by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011
chodeface
A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.
"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"
chodeface by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008
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