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ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.
When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.
by Wonder Woman and Friend November 02, 2011

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