1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.
(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!