Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

chlamydia

this words stands for a boy and a girl. not just any boy and girl. boys and girls who are absolutely disgusting and do very bad things. usually the boy is 17 and the girl is around 3 years younger. if you know any of these people you should stay FAR FAR FAR AWAY!!!

boy1: yo you see that 15 year old girl w that 17 year old boy??

boys 2: yeah dude that’s a chlamydia group we need to stay away.

by chlamydia’s bestie December 22, 2019

Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries

abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay

by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018

Chlamydia

A type of std

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia

by Civsiv October 9, 2019

Chlamydia

The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.

Brendon herring has given almost 10 girls chlamydia. He is the definition of chlamydia.

by Smd66420 April 23, 2019

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020