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A teeny bopper hussy with the makings of a future paparazzi field day of rehab and sex scandals. Does not only apply to the famous, it can apply to anyone aspiring to go to sex therapy or drug rehab. A young trollop.

A male chitlet is a Chit.
When Lindsey Lohan was in Parent Trap, I never dreamed she'd turn into such a chitlet.

Miley Cirus became a bonafide chitlet when she danced on the stripper pole for fifth graders.
Chitlet by Keystoned Light January 2, 2011
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ass chitlet 

the name for someone who likes to chew ass all day or just a person who you would like to punch.
Get the hell out of my face you ass chitlet.

Im gonna kick you in the chode you ass chitlet!
ass chitlet by Seif#6 April 2, 2007
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Spittin' chiclets

"Spittin' chiclets" takes place when either yourself or somebody gets hit so hard, they have their teeth knocked out.
"Damn, he got hit so hard, he was on all fours in the parking lot, spittin' chiclets"
Spittin' chiclets by Bamchug April 13, 2009
chut·let pronounced "chuht-lit"
–noun
1. a tool; a douchebag
Look at that chutlet over there with his collar popped.
chutlet by Bill Mang May 28, 2008

Chifletas 

Humorous pseudo-Spanish for flip-flops. It is referring to the even more silly sounding real Spanish word 'Chancletas' meaning the same.

Often used by gringos (like me) and an accompanying bad Spanish accent really helps the delivery, often sounding like 'chiflayders'.
"Put you chifletas on before you go to the beach"
"My those are lovely chifletas"
"Baby they are not 'Chifletas' they are 'Chancletas' you crazy one"
Chifletas by midlantica October 8, 2009

michael guy chislett 

the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot

Chiletta 

A term used to define a couple, made up of a mexican girl and a korean guy.
The girl must be a total weeb, and have an unhealthy obsession with K-pop and Finland.
The guy must be a total loser who plays hockey and is the leader of a Rice Supremacist Group.

The most common female Chiletta name is Elise.
The most common male Chiletta name is Ethan.

When asked/confronted, a Chiletta couple will deny they love each other and will lie about how much the hate the other person to keep the world from knowing about their forbidden love.
Ethan: Dude white people suck they can't even use chopsticks
Elise: Yeah I know we should deport all the white people and then move to a desert island to be together forever Ethan. I love you as much as K-pop.

Some cool onlooker named Tyler: Haha there goes Chiletta acting up again.
Chiletta by KathyIsAnAbusiveFather December 16, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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