A fast food resturant that is the best food in all of the US( because we are so fucking fat)but its still the best food ever.
Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied
Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied
"God damnit what is this food!" "Its CHIPOTLE!"
"how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"
"how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"
by Jake the fox April 9, 2007
(chip-al-tol) or (Chip-olt-lay)
A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.
A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.
by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011
by emmy0001 January 24, 2006
Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"
by DefinitionOfFunny June 12, 2016
A great restaurant with even better food, People say they over stuff but you can ask them for less... duh. The lines are usually long if you go during the day but it is worth it. but anyway the burritos are the best! chipotle for life! :)
person #1- Hey, I want amazing food now where should we go?
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!
by krinos May 2, 2008
The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.
It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."
Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
by Jew2Fresh4You December 21, 2010
by RodondoNeal April 14, 2019