1.the hottest bitches in the worrlllddd.
i love them like a fat kid loves cake.
except for that one chick in my math class. she's meaannn, but that's beside the point. They be hot and have good food (takeout is NOT real chinese food, but it is still delicious), and all the chinese-americans I've met have been hard working and smart as heeellll.
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2.A term used by ignorant people to identify all asians.
1.Chinese-American:I just got a "B"!NOOOOO!-dies-
(j/k:]]])
2.Whitie-American:Are you chinese?
Korean-American:No, I'm Korean.
Whitie-American:Ching Chong?What?
Korean-American:I'm Korean.
Whitie-American:What part of China is that in?
Korean-American:It's not in....nevermind. Idiot.
#white #american #chinese #china #asian
by A Racially Confused White Girl October 21, 2008
One of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.

The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.
世界上最美的語言之一,如果你能了解其文字的含意

person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!
#chinese #language #beautiful #difficult #pronunciate
by voyager1222 August 30, 2014
The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.
Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!
#god #omnipotent #champions #winners #zealous
by Daniel Lim January 28, 2006
country that some people think every east and south eastern Asian came/originated from
Tim: Hey, chinese kid

Rulki: Sorry dude, I'm Filipino

Jon: WOW! A Chinese kid

Rulki: Thanks, but I'm from The Philippines

Jon: Did you just move here from China?

Rulki: My ancestors are Filipino but I was born in California
#chink #yellow #slant #chin #chang #chon
by God hates me more than you August 23, 2011
A synonym of 'Asian' defined by Americans
A: "Are you Chinese?"
B: "I'm not Chinese, I'm from Japan."
A: "Are you Chinese?"
C: "I'm not Chinese, I'm from Korea."
A: "... Let me guess you are not Chinese are you?"
D: "I am, for Chairman Mao's sake!"
by intrastella9999 May 14, 2016
A group of people from Far East Asia that used to have a rich history such as the Three Kingdoms, literature and Confucius. Unfortunately, this is all gone and is replaced by greedy, selfish, money-hungry people that only care about their status. China is almost entirely capitalistic with little regard for the environment, the planet or even human life since money and social status is far more important than anything else.

Not only that, but the Chinese were partially responsible for the annihilation of rhinos due to their bullshit, nonsensical medicine. Hell, they single-handedly caused a species of quail in China to go extinct. The modern Chinese person is extremely primitive since they piss and shit in public, on the floors, in trains, in stores, etc. They even have a dog-eating contest and these dogs were stolen from other people. That's right, these dogs were originally pets stolen without permission. They don't give a shit for others. Hell, they're willing to kill baby girls since boys are far more important than girls in their culture and society.

Ironically, in modern Chinese culture, they brag about themselves and butt into other people's business but if you say anything to them, they become all butthurt and hate you forever. They are by far the most annoying people around due to their easily butthurt attitude, their obsession with money and status, and indifference towards the world.
The Chinese are primitive assholes that brag about themselves and are willing to annihilate the entire Earth in order to get status and money.
#asian #butthurt #asshole #rotk #romance of the three kingdoms #china #asia
by Wahrsager350 July 29, 2015
A type of food commonly served as a cure to constipation.
I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise!
#grease #msg #dorm food #indigestion #bowel stimulant
by cliffsiderock August 24, 2009
Verb:

Done with haste or lack of attention.
"Dude, don't Chinese my eggs like that"
#hurry #rush #hastiness #speed #precipitance
by Wan Chan March 24, 2012
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