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An unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls "Hello"
"Chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?" "What the fuck dude?" "You orda Chinee Pizza or I pull Jackie Chan moove on yoo!" |
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Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.
http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.
employee: Whuh? customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu) Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah! |
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1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people. example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza? example two: dweeb's sister: What are you doing? dweeb: Chinese pizza dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole? dweeb: Chinese pizza dweeb's sister: you are such an ass dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!! dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza! |
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