Chimpabwe

A colony of apes in southern africa. Due to extended contact with humans they had been known to mimic human behaviour such as farming and trade. However, an exodus of humans has led the apes to chimp out and return to their natural states of coprophilia and bumrape

Have you seen how those apes are living in chimpabwe?

Yeah what a bunch of stupid monkeys!

Chimpabwe by Cecil Rhodes January 22, 2009

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Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

Chimpanzee Choke by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

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chompable

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.

"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)

chompable by moey (: May 28, 2009

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Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

Chimpanzee by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006