A childhood lie is when your parents or someone older than you tells you something that is completely untrue and then you find out that your childhood was a lie and your parents hated you and you suck.
parent:if you dont was your ears theyll grow trees
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie
by ur life is a lie December 3, 2013