Lower Childhood

Your childhood before puberty or when you reach the age of ten, whichever comes first.

I watched a lot of Disney Channel in my lower childhood.
My dog was my only friend during my lower childhood.

by Fred da Shmoo April 11, 2017

Right in the Childhood

What you say when you notice something on a kid's show or movie that has a sexual reference. This term is popular on many online internet meme websites.

Spongebob: Look Doubloons! *Holds out soap* Don't drop 'em!

Viewer: That hit me right in the childhood

by xHawkEyex December 5, 2012

childhood ruined

Childhood ruined is happen when you watch things that you shouldnt have seen it but also thinking dirty minded 👌👈 like this.

Childhood ruined is happen when you eat cheese sausage and you press it and white things come out.

by Childhood Ruined 😂 February 11, 2016

Childhood lie

A childhood lie is when your parents or someone older than you tells you something that is completely untrue and then you find out that your childhood was a lie and your parents hated you and you suck.

parent:if you dont was your ears theyll grow trees
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie

by ur life is a lie December 3, 2013

Happy childhood

Something I have never had

I wish I had a happy childhood

by A non happy childhood May 22, 2021

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018

childhood rape

The act of ruining somebody's childhood by sending them an image or a spoiler from the most important film of their life.

Jenny : Oh wow I hope nobody ruins the last Harry Potter for me, I've been waiting to see it for 10 years.
Sam : Hey Jenny, did you hear that Ron and Hermione get married and have children?
Jenny : OH NO!!!! I just got childhood raped. >:(

by Sampl July 16, 2011