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Chocolax 

The act of relaxing through the consumption of chocolate.
"I've been working all day and now you expect me to cook you dinner?!"
"Damn Ma, you need to chocolax"

After a hard day at work I really like to chocolax.
Chocolax by Markus The Sharkus April 12, 2011
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Chocolax 

Lying to yourself that chocolate could make you relax, when actually all you need is like a sleeping pill. It is an invented word that should never be used because it doesn't really mean anything.
"I'm going insane! I can't function anymore!"
"You need to chocolax, but since chocolate is stupid, here - have a zopiclone."
Chocolax by purpleturtle23 December 29, 2011
1. Can be used as an insult when describing a woman's body shape as that of a can.

2. Used when saying hello to a friend who loves coca cola.
Examples
1. Oh my god Sarah! Look at that girl! I mean seriously. If your gonna come to the beach in a bikini you should at least make sure you don't look like such a chicola!

2. Hola chicola!
Chicola by greenidcowgirl January 1, 2011

Chicolate 

Noun . . Describing a lesbian preference for pussy over and above chocolate . . Essentailly code for ' in washing my hair with a good friend . . Not '

Adverb . . Describing the actions in keeping with all of the above

Adj . . A very, and most particular, sweet treat
Mr shopkeeper, you appear to have no dark Belgian chocolate left :-/ . . Im very horny however, and quite alone tonight . . Would you be able to serve any Chicolate
Chicolate by Dominkc46 November 29, 2014

Chicolate 

Hey Brad wanna get some chicolate
Chicolate by Ling lung January 26, 2022