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chicken of the woods 

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.
chicken of the woods by sterr December 31, 2013

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon 

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.
Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

ChickenDoodle 

He who killed the dinosaurs
C-dog and T-dog, are such chickenDoodles.
ChickenDoodle by abcmouse.com September 22, 2019

chickenpoodl

A no life gamer in MapleStory who reached 163 in approximately 1year. Loves to waste life on a pitiful game that has no end to it.
Dude, have you ever chickenpoodl'd yourself in MapleStory?
chickenpoodl by ReasonOfLife January 26, 2009