Girfriend, I had such a craving for chicken nuggets last night that I got in my car at midnight to go get some!!!! Boy were they tasty!
by teatime2 August 9, 2009
friend #1: hey man, i heard you gave your girlfriend a chicken nugget yesterday.
friend #2: hell yeah, she took it better than a Macdon's drive thru.
friend #2: hell yeah, she took it better than a Macdon's drive thru.
by noodlenightmare November 3, 2010
A common form of discipline first adopted by vexed American townspeople in the early and mid 19th century, to eradicate bank robbers and consisting of three basic actions done unto the criminal:
a. the criminal would be tied down, and his arms and legs removed by wood saw, becoming a 'nugget'
b. he would then be tarred and feathered, becoming a 'chicken' in addition to already being a 'nugget'
c. finally, he would be placed at the site of his robbery, and be made to squawk like a chicken, thus becoming a 'chicken nugget'. Oftentimes, the criminal would later be eaten by members of the community, completing the nuggetting cycle
More recently, this practice has been revived to punish noobs, posers, and virgin sluts, and the nugget is usually consumed at the local KFC by all of their past victims
a. the criminal would be tied down, and his arms and legs removed by wood saw, becoming a 'nugget'
b. he would then be tarred and feathered, becoming a 'chicken' in addition to already being a 'nugget'
c. finally, he would be placed at the site of his robbery, and be made to squawk like a chicken, thus becoming a 'chicken nugget'. Oftentimes, the criminal would later be eaten by members of the community, completing the nuggetting cycle
More recently, this practice has been revived to punish noobs, posers, and virgin sluts, and the nugget is usually consumed at the local KFC by all of their past victims
e.g. #1
Towns person: You robbed our bank, you know what this means. Chicken Nugget Time!
Criminal: Please, please, please just kill me. Do anything, anything, pierce my urethra with an infected needle, anything, just don't make me into a chicken nugget... I'll suck your dick man...
Towns person: You have left me no choice. Prepare the saws. But wait, first... were you serious about the bj?
e.g. #2
Guy 1: bro! Why are you cutting off Jim's arms and legs, he was gonna answer all of our lab questions!
Guy 2: Dude, chillax. Jim isn't gonna die until I finish chicken nuggetting him. Besides, he was a total poser - he was only pretending to be smart. I can't wait to try him with Honey BBQ
Towns person: You robbed our bank, you know what this means. Chicken Nugget Time!
Criminal: Please, please, please just kill me. Do anything, anything, pierce my urethra with an infected needle, anything, just don't make me into a chicken nugget... I'll suck your dick man...
Towns person: You have left me no choice. Prepare the saws. But wait, first... were you serious about the bj?
e.g. #2
Guy 1: bro! Why are you cutting off Jim's arms and legs, he was gonna answer all of our lab questions!
Guy 2: Dude, chillax. Jim isn't gonna die until I finish chicken nuggetting him. Besides, he was a total poser - he was only pretending to be smart. I can't wait to try him with Honey BBQ
by achilles27 May 3, 2009
by Chicken nuggets are cool December 8, 2018
a ball of meat covered in breading that people sAY IS MADE OF CHICKEN but naw it's probs just a bunch of entrails and fat
I live off chicken nuggets, the tender crunching of diabetes against my teeth fills me with regret and shame. I shall never, ever, eat chicken nuggets again. How could I dare dishonor my family in such a way? For only peasants feast on such goods.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
by torpor March 3, 2009