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The Chicken Dance is where an old person gets their wrinkly balls out and slowly rubs them on an unsuspecting victim.
"Aww, little jimmys sleeping, shall we give him a chicken dance?"
by ChickenDancer January 15, 2009
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The art of putting cock and balls between your legs so they are hidden/nestled in your gooch area not visable from the front. The dance is the waddling motion that comes from not wanting to re-expose your package. Can also be used to catch out friends when they are entering a room. you owe them a dig if they look at your chicken.
girlfriend come out of bathroom
bf;"hey look babe im just like you"
bf doing chicken dance
gf "your an ass-hole, put your pants back on"
by wallsawalls January 02, 2008
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The only appropriate dance to Soulja Boy's "Turn My Swag On".
At the club the DJ played the "Turn My Swag On" which prompted everyone to wildly perform the chicken dance.
by scorobi_cheA March 24, 2009
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