A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.
by Handsome Pete September 26, 2003
Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.
#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt
#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair
#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh
#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh
#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast
answer Chicken butt
#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair
#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh
#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh
#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast
by GrannyBee October 13, 2008
by Frankiscooltoo September 18, 2018
A win or lose game. The questioner tries to catch the questionee off guard by asking "Guess what?" as if they really have news.
A: Guess What?
B: What?
A: Chicken Butt!
In the above senario person A wins the game, had person B said Chicken Butt in response they would have won the game and person A loses.
B: What?
A: Chicken Butt!
In the above senario person A wins the game, had person B said Chicken Butt in response they would have won the game and person A loses.
by Megpie November 23, 2007
by DABLOCK970 May 14, 2023
That is actually a thing… well, chickens do have butts, but your response to my question. I lost and didn’t even know it…
You have to be going nuts over how off I am at times and how long it takes me to get things.. really I am much quicker.
This could be another of those scenarios where I am out in left field, but it seems you have more information than me. You want to share? This is what I have…
Silence is not your choice.
You can’t be alone with me… yet.
Once you can, then you always will.
And I might mess things up by trying to be alone etc.
And someday we will have matching tattoos (I may have added this one)
You have to be going nuts over how off I am at times and how long it takes me to get things.. really I am much quicker.
This could be another of those scenarios where I am out in left field, but it seems you have more information than me. You want to share? This is what I have…
Silence is not your choice.
You can’t be alone with me… yet.
Once you can, then you always will.
And I might mess things up by trying to be alone etc.
And someday we will have matching tattoos (I may have added this one)
Guess what? Chicken butt… I won still, right? As long as I have you… I have won!
Warning entering deep thinking!!!
This has had to be so hard on you…
And what if this is why you couldn’t say anything during window incident #1… and then you had to watch me leave pissed and you didn’t have a choice, you couldn’t do anything. That would be terrible… and then #2, that’s why you wouldn’t look at me. The recent one throws me a little. You saw it coming, I think. I think you tried to give me a heads up not to overreact… didn’t listen… could have been worse. You couldn’t say anything because of this thing.
And maybe this is why you weren’t my partner last summer…. Hmm you knew I would start talking…
Totally on to something. So, what is this thing? At one point there were numbers I didn’t get.. I think I may have deleted.. hate when I do that.
Well, these numbers definition came to God. Again I may be way off, but that would make complete sense. I could be completely wrong.
I know how you love to take a trip through my mind… never dull at least. (One of those times you just agree with me btw)
Totally sane… well, as debatable as you would expect… I am me:)
I don’t want to make things more difficult, but I don’t know what to do, or what not to do. I guess just be patient ❤️ and stay away from windows etc.
all this thinking..and still no resolution 🤔
Warning entering deep thinking!!!
This has had to be so hard on you…
And what if this is why you couldn’t say anything during window incident #1… and then you had to watch me leave pissed and you didn’t have a choice, you couldn’t do anything. That would be terrible… and then #2, that’s why you wouldn’t look at me. The recent one throws me a little. You saw it coming, I think. I think you tried to give me a heads up not to overreact… didn’t listen… could have been worse. You couldn’t say anything because of this thing.
And maybe this is why you weren’t my partner last summer…. Hmm you knew I would start talking…
Totally on to something. So, what is this thing? At one point there were numbers I didn’t get.. I think I may have deleted.. hate when I do that.
Well, these numbers definition came to God. Again I may be way off, but that would make complete sense. I could be completely wrong.
I know how you love to take a trip through my mind… never dull at least. (One of those times you just agree with me btw)
Totally sane… well, as debatable as you would expect… I am me:)
I don’t want to make things more difficult, but I don’t know what to do, or what not to do. I guess just be patient ❤️ and stay away from windows etc.
all this thinking..and still no resolution 🤔
by Dreams789 January 9, 2023
by Monkey towel October 28, 2019