A small brown "chicken-like" bird with feathers that are more "fuzzy-like" instead of "feather-like". It could possibly be the shameful step cousin of the chicken, just as a donkey is to the horse. Native to the north central part of the United States (and some recent reported sightings in southwest Africa), the creature makes a surprisingly audible fart-like sound when stepped on.
It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
"Hey Pablo, was that a whoopie cushion... or are you stepping on chickaburnts again???"