Chick-fil-Atheist

A Liberal, knowing Chick-fil-A's open opposition to Gay marriage, yet still decides they make a mighty tasty sandwich.

Me: "Moonbeam, I was just now organically composting our refuse when I discovered a Chick-fil-A bag ... WTF?"

You: "Starshine, you know I love me some Chick-fil-A ... accept me as I am - a Chick-fil-Atheist.

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Boss: "While you're out, would you pick me up a spicy chicken deluxe, but then transfer the sandwich to this old McDonald's bag so no one will notice?"

Sec'y: "The hoops I jump through for you. Mama warned me about working for a Chick-fil-Atheist!"

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Dave: "See that Prius in the Chick-fil-A drive thru?"

Cate: "Such a Chick-fil-Atheist."

Chick-fil-Atheist by Minus40Below August 1, 2012

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Chik-Fil-Atheist

A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.

Even though I'm an avowed Chik-Fil-Atheist, I tried to go to Chik-Fil-A on Sunday again. Goddamn it!

Chik-Fil-Atheist by Book August 10, 2009

Word of the Day on July 26, 2012

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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