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Chicago Street Sweep 

Performed by a pair of males, first a dead prostitute must be located, then a coin flipped. He who wins the coin toss must jump on the dead prostitute's stomach, while he who loses the coin toss places his mouth over the dead prostitute's vagina and eats whatever contents are projected forth.
Dude this ho is dead, flip a coin and we'll give her the good ol' Chicago Street Sweep.
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chicago street sweeper 

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Look out, the Chicago street sweeper may be watching.

chicago street sweeper 

when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.
Vunerable ladies fear the infamous chicago street sweeper!