Chewey Eyed Cunt Share definition Flag A person with boss or multiple lazy eyes. And just happens to be a complete cunt too! Look at me when I'm talking to you - you Chewey Eyed Cunt! Chewey Eyed Cunt by Benji The Bastard October 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Chewey Eyed Cunt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch