Chewcocka

A very annoying, hairy, homosexual man that loves to suck on dick and make strange moaning sounds while doing so (resembling Chewbacca).

Jon: Man mark is quite the Chewcocka, that hairy bastard nibbled on my dick all night long and the only thing that kept me up was his groaning.

Mark (In Background): Grarf, Grarf

Jon: Listen to that nancy boy he's probably jacking his beanstalk as we speak.

Cam: You guys are disgusting

by aBizzol'rd March 22, 2007

Chewcocka

Chewbacca's gay brother.

Chewbacca was so ashamed of his gay brother Chewcocka , that he disowned him and cut him off from the millions he made wile playing a prominent role in the Star Wars Saga.

by Stephanovitch January 12, 2009

Chewcocka

After a girl gives you head and before she can swallow, quickly punch her in the tit. When she yelps from extreme pain, the baby gravy causes a gargle which sounds like chewbacca.

"dude, that girl last night pulled a chewcocka when i punched her in the tit."

by Jake S & Shaun C April 29, 2011

Chewcocka

When ones pubes have grown to a length where the hair is covering the penis

Dude i was so embarressed when i my pants fell down and everyone saw my chewcocka

by MegaMonsterMatt October 12, 2010

chewcocka

A hairy, homosexual man who loves to suck on dick.

Jon: Man Mark is a major Chewcocka, that hairy bastard chewed on my dick all night

Mark(in the background): Mmmhmmm

Adam: Damn you two are gross

by aBizzol'rd March 21, 2007