The best damn truck around. Damn straight. Also it's Texan for Truck. And Chevys can out run any other truck out there.
(at a red light)
Chevy driver: that thing got a hemi
dodge driver: yep
(After they race)
Chevy driver: i thought you said that piece of shit had a hemi, LOL
Chevy driver: that thing got a hemi
dodge driver: yep
(After they race)
Chevy driver: i thought you said that piece of shit had a hemi, LOL
by CUJO5 June 14, 2008
A mirical to make it up hill.
Like a rock, it sits.
You and your dog can take long walks home if you buy one.
Should've bought a ford.
Sissy truck.
Truck that sits for years.
Better call your boss, you've bought a chevy. Let him know you will be late a lot.
Like a rock, it sits.
You and your dog can take long walks home if you buy one.
Should've bought a ford.
Sissy truck.
Truck that sits for years.
Better call your boss, you've bought a chevy. Let him know you will be late a lot.
Shitty
Guy 1: how much does a tow truck charge?
Guy2: why?
Guy 1: i bought a chevy, i need to know how much to save for every week so I'm not stranded.
Guy 1: how much does a tow truck charge?
Guy2: why?
Guy 1: i bought a chevy, i need to know how much to save for every week so I'm not stranded.
by ThatFordGuy September 21, 2015
my 20 year old chevy blazer has the origonal spark plugs, and leaks and burns oil due to a lack of any sort of care, yet it still runs like new. Zero to Sixty in 8 seconds.
by 2fit661ca February 19, 2009
one of the best vehicle manufactures out there, if you want a bumpy ride going down a road buy ford, and buy a chevy if you don't, not to mention the distributor doesn't get wet because its at the rear of the engine, unlike the ford that has teh distributor at the front. stupid eh.
by spence February 23, 2004
by karen lots February 10, 2003