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ChesterCat 

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.
person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.
ChesterCat by DrayFT October 1, 2011
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Chestermite 

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?
Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

Chesterland Ohio 

A small town in Ohio with no sidewalks and noothing to do. Kids are so bored, they resort to drugs and underage drinking.
Duuude, lets go smoke some weeeed cause there is nothing better to do in chesterland Ohio

Chesterland 

a peaceful quaint township where the Return to Africa (RTA) does not pass through, thus property values hold steady
Dude, I am so moving to Chesterland..
Chesterland by Frenchy-Foo January 7, 2011

chesterites 

the people who live in chester,pa
Chesterites scare me
chesterites by LickityLack May 30, 2006

chesterday 

When chest day was yesterday. As a result, you experience limited mobility due to soreness and swollen pecs.
Jon: Hey man, grab my beer off the shelf.

Me: *grunting* uggggggghhhhhhhhh... I can't! Chesterday was intense!!
chesterday by P.noodle November 7, 2015

chesserbating 

the art of masturbating in the school restroom facilitys
fuck man look at mat over there chesserbating in the school restroom.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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