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Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die
Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb
Chest pains by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022

Chespainosexual 

A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves
Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

Chest Pains

A term South Africans use to describe the pain of Kaizer Chiefs supporters when the Mighty Orlando Pirates wins a game. Can also be used to describe jealousy of your haters.
Orlando Pirates won, the chest pains go straight to Naturena(Kaizer chiefs)
Chest Pains by Spufler187 January 29, 2023

Racist Chest Pains 

Feelings of sadness, fear, jealousy, or anger that racist people get when those that they hate succeed. Coined by South African politician and leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters Julius Malema.
Malema: I'm going to be president of this country, whether you like it or not, and I will preside over the affairs of this country. Including presiding over you. I think you must start adjusting to that reality. The sooner you do that, the less chest pains you will have when that reality comes!

Oppenheimer: What chest pains would result?

Malema: Racist chest pains!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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