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Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die
Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb
Chest pains by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022

Chespainosexual 

A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves
Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

Chest Pains

A term South Africans use to describe the pain of Kaizer Chiefs supporters when the Mighty Orlando Pirates wins a game. Can also be used to describe jealousy of your haters.
Orlando Pirates won, the chest pains go straight to Naturena(Kaizer chiefs)
Chest Pains by Spufler187 January 29, 2023

Racist Chest Pains 

Feelings of sadness, fear, jealousy, or anger that racist people get when those that they hate succeed. Coined by South African politician and leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters Julius Malema.
Malema: I'm going to be president of this country, whether you like it or not, and I will preside over the affairs of this country. Including presiding over you. I think you must start adjusting to that reality. The sooner you do that, the less chest pains you will have when that reality comes!

Oppenheimer: What chest pains would result?

Malema: Racist chest pains!

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026