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A contraction of the words 'chess' and 'techno'.
Dude 1: Hey dude, I'm going to play some chess and listen to techno!
Dude 2: Sweet dude! Chessno rules.
Chessno by Mike S. G. October 1, 2010
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chessholes 

Most if not all chess players are rendered chessholes by their behavior while playing
chessholes by Rjchesshole May 20, 2022
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To Chessnut 

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".
I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!
To Chessnut by Wardje September 9, 2007

Chesston 

A person who is unusually cool, not of the average nature, someone who is a friend for life, not for a season.
I hung out with my Chesstons last week, it was awesome!
Chesston by AJ777 April 29, 2010

chessboard 

A friendship between a white person and a black person which is so awesome that experts can't explain it.
Notable examples include J.D. and Turk from Scrubs, Shawn and Gus from Psych, Riggs and Murtagh from the Lethal Weapon series.
Daniel: Henry my black friend you are so awesome
Henry: And you too, my white friend Daniel
Daniel: We are so awesome. Like a chessboard!
chessboard by InspectorNoir November 5, 2012

Chessnut Connection 

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!
Chessnut Connection by Patje September 8, 2007
A sweet girl who is a great chess player. Her title is WFM (woman flag master). She is a big troll and streams on twitch.
Yo, have you been on Chessdori's last stream? She was trolling Dragon all the time
Chessdori by EggmanWalrus August 5, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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