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chesapeake bay steampot 

A chesapeake bay steampot is a sex act derived from a dutch oven in which one individual coats there asshole in old bay seasoning prior to pulling the bedsheets over their partner's and their head and farting to savor the distinctive Chesapeake flavor.
1. Mary did not like the stench or flavor of Mike's Chesapeake Bay steampot after he treated her to a wonderful bushel of steamed crabs.
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Chesapeake Bay Special 

(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).
Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.

chesapeake bay middle 

Very hood gang fight be crazy mostly black school bunch of crackheads
I despise that gay Chesapeake bay middle school it’s too hood

Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel 

An innovative variant on the famed Golden Gate Bridge. It is a sexual act involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 1st guy on the far side of the bed is doing one of the girls doggy style (The start of the Bridge/tunnel). The girl he's doing is performing cunnilingus on the other girl (the tunnel, 'cuz she's down under) The girl receiving head is performing fellatio on the other guys, on the other side of the bed, completing the bridge tunnel.
Yo! Me and my boy ran a Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel on our girls at the Motel 6 last night!

Chesapeake Bay Lovers 

A movement founded by a mysterious mustache man in the Chesapeake Bay region for the purpose of spreading the good news of love for the Chesapeake Bay. This movement may be found to coincide with Catholicism and other sects of Christianity.
Chesapeake Bay Lovers are known for the phrase , ‘It ain’t easy.’ This statement is usually preceded by some reference to the adjetive, ‘brackish.’
A Chesapeake Bay Lovers will often refer to themself as, ‘brackish.’

The Ol' Chesapeake Bay

When you go down on somebody and you get crabs, or vice versa.
Ryan over here is a victim of the Ol' Chesapeake Bay, woke up with crabs.

Chespeake bay clam chowder 

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.
My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.