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Chernitis 

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.
You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.
Chernitis by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012
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charitie 

She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, but keeps a small circle. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side! #ShellFightForWhatSheLoves
Person 1: "Have you seen Charitie lately?"

Person 2: " yeah, we hung out yesterday. Charitie is deff a cool chick.

Person 1: Charitie is so fuckin pretty & doesn't even realize it!"
charitie by MommyOf3Ck March 14, 2017
A beautiful girl, who is funny, & very charming. Everyone usually falls really hard for a Cherity.
wow. I love a cherity!
cherity by madduck March 25, 2009
1. n Brook off of the River Jordan in the Bible. 2. n. Uncommon female name. 3. n A total and complete hottie - the sex.
1. 1 Kings 17:3 - Get thee hence, and turn thee eastward, and hide thyself by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan.
2. I got this chicks phone number, it says her name is Cherith.
3. Dude did you see that chick? She is such a cherith.
cherith by eric snyder December 31, 2004

Chriticism 

To analytically critique Christianity and its influence in societal norms
A chriticism of christianity in society is that it guilts people from eating meat on Good Friday.

Cherita Chen 

A chubby chinese girl in the movie Donnie Darko.
Most famous of her lines is "chut up"
She is also my imaginary friend's namesake.
Chut up.
You Chut up.
no, you chut up.
Cherita Chen is sexy.
Cherita Chen by emilicious December 25, 2007