"I tell a bitch I'm cherfin and she's like, 'What does that mean?' its when you role ten blunts then start relaxing... this is for you little peasants that keep asking..." -Los
Acronym for "Child Exclusionary Radical Feminist". A person who proclaims a necessity for sex-work/pornography acceptance but ignores the plight of trafficked children fueled by the sex-work/porn industry. Evading basic principles of supply/demand, and connectedness, while fumbling over excuses of "every industry is exploitative" are common occurrences to avoid admitting their participation fuels the horrors of child-rape enslavement.
See also SWERF.
He considers himself to be an inclusionary feminist but I explained that until he stops supporting a depraved industry that supplies the violence & exploitation of trafficked children for pedophiles, he remains a ChERF.
The liquid substance that is secreted from an anus directly following a vigorous round of buttsex. Cherf is a compound liquid created from a combination of semen, lube, blood, fecal matter, sweat, and sometimes tears.
(sung to the tune of "achy breaky heart"): Don't touch my butt, my icky sticky butt, or else you'll get cherf all on your hand.
(sung to the tune of "poppin' my collar"): Ever since I can remember I've had cherf on my collar...
What is that stain on your pants? It looks like they got cherfed on!
Chef mike is a codeword used in restaurants, and is used to tell customers that their food is going to be prepared in a microwave. Waiters will only use this codeword if they are bribed or are related to you in any way.
Tracy and i were planning to eat at the restaurantdown the road, but when we got there and ordered drinks the waiter told us that the chef mike will be cooking our food. We just got up and left once we heard that.