Chemorrhoid 

A believer in the 'chemtrails' hoax who refuses to acknowledge established science while relying totally on YouTube for information. Identifiable by calling those who point out scientific reality names like "troll", "shill" and "disinformation agent".

That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.

Chemorrhoid by Lizoir August 26, 2013

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

human hemorrhoid by chezo July 22, 2009

hemorrhoid miner 

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

hemorrhoid miner by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

Hemorrhoids 

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

Hemorrhoids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hemorrhoids 

Bleeding from the asshole.

My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.

Hemorrhoids by Ausstralian November 14, 2007