Chelsea Merrells is someone who has crazy hair and awesome braces. Chelsea is really hot and can pull everyone. She likes cheese and wont fucking shut up when its the subject (oh and she also wants to go to Africa). She's a pretty cool friend and always makes people laugh. She has a really weird sister but i think her sister gets it from her- Her only somewhat normal sibling is her brother; but only time will tell, maybe he'll catch the disease. anyway, Chelsea if you're reading this have a good day :)
by yassy in your mums bed April 28, 2022
A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
by Zenci May 2, 2022
Chelsea Merrells is an average height for humans. She has hair that sticks out and looks like wings. I’m surprised she hasn’t flown away yet. She is crazy and funny. She is very likeable and has lots of friends. She’s very talkable but she’s a joy to talk to. She can’t walk in a straight line and bumps into people when she walks. She has siblings that also can’t walk in a straight line so they all bump into each other when they walk together. She created a great timeline that has so much information that you just have to read.
Person 1- Look at that girl. She can’t walk in a straight line.
Person 2- Oh, that must be Chelsea Merrells.
Person 2- Oh, that must be Chelsea Merrells.
by Yelsea Yerrells is AMAZING May 2, 2022