Chef Boyardee

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.

Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.

by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C October 9, 2015

chef boyardee

the most un-italian food anyone can buy

tastes like crap

by bunny boy March 5, 2004

Chef Boyardee

When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.

Last night I opened a can of Chef Boyardee on her ass.

by Furry Frank March 3, 2018

Chef Boyardee guarantee

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017