by Chitlins June 5, 2021
Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
by 100hampsters October 9, 2020
Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
by bingula June 17, 2023
A cult full of foolish people who believe in Cheesus and cheese supremacy. They are constantly at war with the epic ARSON cult.
by WARONCHEESE January 22, 2021
by kiraqueendaisanobakudan October 15, 2021
She will be the cheesy version of jesus and make everyone praise her or death will be imminent she is also an eshay and very fruity
Nelly: Have you worshipped out one and only fruity god?
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness
by Yeeting goats again August 11, 2021
Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god
by Yeeting goats again August 11, 2021