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A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.
Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012
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A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.
I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!
by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010
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A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)
Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.
by bboucher May 12, 2011
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robot man dressed in yellow with a giant cheese mask.Shows up at your window when in need of cheese.Shoots lazer cheese from his fingers.Can be stored in the refrigerator.Makes a healthy and nutricious snack.

see video
child:This pasta needs cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
*cheese man appears out window*
cheese man : CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI *lazers* CHI CHI CHI CHHEEESEEEE

child: why thank you cheese man !
by sickbitches February 18, 2010
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A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs
That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass
by Dave Holloway October 17, 2003
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My last name...you jerks.
Some asshole wrote shit about me on urbandictionary.com! FUCK!

dcheeseman@depauw.edu
by David CHEESEMAN April 29, 2005
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A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.
"He just fragged 20 guys, he's a total cheeseman.
by Demy March 12, 2005
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