Cheese-Dicking 

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.

A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!

Cheese-Dicking by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

Cheese Dicking by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

cheese dicking by therealdougie March 7, 2011

cheese dickin 

Not paying attention or doing something irrelevant to what your supposed to be doing.

"Quit cheese dickin and pay attention!"

cheese dickin by DunnD54 October 25, 2008

Cheese Dickinson 

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.

That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.

Cheese Dickinson by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006

Cheesedicking 

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

Cheesedicking by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010