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Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

Double Cheese Tortellini Sauce with Garlic Cloves

Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC
Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!

Cheese stick Torture 

When a friend shoving a Cheese stick far up another friends ass as a form of punishment (platonically)
"James did you here about Jessica getting cheese stick Torture 😱"

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.
Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!
Cheesetooth by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

cheeseportal 

ah yes, cheeseportal. a very nice and hot mutual who uses social media to much and yet still manages to not respond to anyone and only uses bark and meow to communicate LOL
bae #1: hey look at my very cool mutual cheeseportal!

bae #2: omg they are so cool what is their discord??

bae #1: it's cheeseportal#6494