grill cheese

Old shriveled vagina of an elderly woman that has become mushed and grinded throughout numerous years of viscious sexual intercourse.

Grandma's funbox has turned to grill cheese after 67 years of being treated like a piece of meat.

by Alledged Necropheliac June 24, 2004

Grilled Cheese

When you take a dump on the toilet seat and close the lid down on it.

Thurman did you grilled cheese my toilet?

by Yaaaadigg October 2, 2017

Grilled cheese

When you’re cheesin’ over a girl and your grill is cheesing. You be grilled cheesing.

Man...you be straight grilled cheese.

by Grilled cheesing February 19, 2020

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

grilled cheesing

"It's what you do when you have zero dollars"

I don't get paid until Friday, so I'll be grilled cheesing all week.

by NewSlave23 November 25, 2013

The Grilled Cheese

When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day

Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!

by The REAL Merriam Webster February 25, 2022

Grilled cheese

When you peel open your eye after a guy purposely or intentionally shoots his load and it resembles the stickiness and gooey strings of peeling open the bread of a cooked grilled cheese sandwich

Stripper: sometimes I like to be a freak in the sheets
Dale: girl you don't know what freak is!

Stripper: you're just an old pervert, Dale
Dale: You wanna know something I enjoy?
Stripper: I really don't!!!

Dale: just for fun, I like to make her a grilled cheese

by Unfed Kitten April 17, 2017