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One who is both a cheese dick and a douche bag. The kind of guy that not even a mother could love.
After some examination, I have determined that that guy is a cheese douche.
by DonkeyNation August 20, 2008
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An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.
Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 20, 2010
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