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cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.
Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
cheesewheel dick by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

Cheesewheel High 

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.
Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.
Cheesewheel High by thugnuggin August 31, 2011

Cheesewheel Chode 

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
Cheesewheel Chode by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Cheesewheel

A penis that is wider than it is long. People that have cheesewheel's are usually disgruntled and like corn. Hank Fox has a cheesewheel.
God, look at that stupid redneck Hank.
He has such a large cheesewheel
Cheesewheel by CornStalker March 4, 2009

cheesewheel

1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.

2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."
cheesewheel by hostofhosts September 20, 2009

cheesewheel

A dick that resembles a cheesewheel.
It is a chode, but much wider.
"My cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a DJ!"
cheesewheel by B.$$$.DUBBS January 7, 2006
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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