audiences: ROTFL LMFAO
*about 15-20 secods later after everybody stops laughing*
an audience: ohh ?dick! HAHAHA!
comedian: someone's got a CHECKPOINT!
Riva: "cant you hold it?"
Justin: "NO IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!"
Riva: "okay lets go to the bathroom then"
Justin: *extensive fart*
Justin: "Nevermind - I just reached a checkpoint."