Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.

Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

by Lalaloseerrr July 9, 2009

Chaunch Burger

Some one that's always calling and blowing up your instant messenger

Stop! This goes no further, you couldn't pay me to touch that chaunch burger!

by onkakrunk June 27, 2010