Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.
Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."
"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019
A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.
“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
by Gerrybigdickgum April 14, 2020