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one who is a total douche or tool, usually someone who is a try hard at some activity
"Is that guy really blasting kings of leon in his honda civic right now?"
"Dude what a chauch!"
Chauch by grubadub September 8, 2013
A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.
God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche
Chauche by ENIWUNEJ October 30, 2011
Adjective. Pronounced `koh-shee`.

1. A word that can replace "good" in any context.
2. In a state of profound convergence or general well-being.
3. Used to describe something that is absolutely bounded in goodness and approaching perfection.
4. Used to describe a sequence of events that border on the limit of what's possible.
5. Used to describe two friends who are closer than any real friend.
1. You cauchy bro?
2. I'm feeling pretty cauchy about this test.
3. That nap earlier today was absolutely cauchy.
4. I thought I was going to fail this quarter, but after last week all my classes have been cauchy.
5. Are we cauchy bro?
cauchy by AugustinLouisCauchy February 4, 2020
The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.
Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."
Chauching by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015
Pritty boys who are beefy, vain, do stripper dances at the club and think its hot, wear tight shirts.
Also possibly tan, use hair products, go to the gym to be looked at, have frosted tiped hair.
Look at those chauchy guys over there, they look more into themselves than that himboTrent.
chauch by smoothy-o January 16, 2005
-If you belong to a country club you are considered chaucey, or thought to live a chaucey lifestyle.
chaucey by horsechick mikey March 30, 2009