Bill and Ted were so happy they enjoyed a celebratory "Chatham Tap"
by AIRRIC March 21, 2011
yeah we know it is one of the most bitchy towns in new jersey and EVERYONE around it hates it. Even some people that live in Chatham hate it. I would know because I live there. But seriously everyone who says we don't have good schools and our sports suck and we are lazyasses, have fun trying to explain why we were rated the number 9 town to live in out of 100, where none of the surrounding towns (that means you, Madison and summit) were in the top ten either. Don't hate and be jealous. Maybe once your schools get better than ours and we stop sending our rich ass kids to ivy league schools, you'll have something to say. And try beating us at sports once in a while. If not, then all those other people who are posting about chatham who don't even know what they're talking about, shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear about what you have to say. Oh and by the way, you might remember me saying that Chatham, although pretty highly esteemed in certain aspects, is still one of he bitchiest towns in nj. Yeah, well those disses didnt think of themselves you know. The worst thing you can do to yourself is try to show up a Chatham kid, because they will DESTROY YOU. we all have our own cliques, and our cliques all know how to kick some major ass, seeing the drama we go through practically every day. So go ahead and try to deny that we are one of the top towns, because we are publiced with a title for it. Maybe if you read a frickin book once in a while, you'd even know what that meant. But until then, just don't even try to make a comeback. You'll just embarrass yourselve miserably.
Chatham, New Jersey? Yeah ive heard of it. Its a bitch, right? Wait, no. That's not right. Its a SMART, KICKASS bitch who will destroy you if you even touch it. So don't even go there. Yeah. That's what I thought.
by •¥anonymous¥• May 2, 2008
you wear burberry and rainbows, you are the only girls school invited to mixers that shows up in polos (and no, a mixer is not an appliance), a tight squeeze is a place, and "the river" is a source of infinite mystery and fascination
kid 1: who are those girls with their collars popped flocking together in the corner over there
kid 2: oh they're chatham girls
kid 2: oh they're chatham girls
by maxwell November 21, 2004
Chatham Middle School is the pinnacle epitome of rich white kids with an ever-expanding rapacity for a peaceful, gossip-free, and lacrosse-filled life. The average CMS boy can typically found play sports or buying shoes. Typically, Chatham boys are asinine, as well as stupid and can usually be found in classes they can't pass. Most Chatham a Middle School boys are desprately horny and are usually found hooking up then go telling the whole school. They throw around words like "faggot" without any regard for anyone else who could be offended. Chatham girls can typically be found posting selfies to Instagram, then bitching about how it's "so rough." They usually listen to generic pop music and wear clothes from such stores as: Abrecrombie, Forever 21, and occasionally, Justice (don't ask; it baffles me too). They like to say things like: "This is so rough!", "Sure, I'll hook up with you, even though you just hooked up with fifteen other girls and probably contracted an STD," and "Sodapop is so hot". The school's health classes are flawed, as half the school smokes. The staff treats its kids as if they're inmates and only teach them useful information half the time. Everyone bullied each other and makes even the most beautiful of people think they're ugly. They tell you high school is going to be harder but give a half-assed effort trying to prepare you for it. Every rushes into a relationship with people they barely know, and they only do it for attention. Fuck CMS.
Me: Screw chatham middle school!
Teacher: Go to Mr Gardella's office, we don't want people to know how shitty this school is!
Teacher: Go to Mr Gardella's office, we don't want people to know how shitty this school is!
by Uskie January 16, 2014
Chatham, New Jersey may be talked about as a bitchy, mean stuck up town but the truth is...the people that say that are really just jealous. so get over yourselves. chatham is the definition of awesome and everyone that lives there knows it. Chatham is pretty much the best town ever, and we aren't that bad "chatham" that people from the towns around us say about us.
by chathammislyfee October 20, 2010
A school full of prestiege girls (although the year tens are so leng) along with weirdo oyinbos that love kpop 🤮. Way better than rgs full of childish weirdos cah the girls are acc leng
by HolcombeBoy69 April 29, 2020
Chatham Middle School. There is no words to describe how dirty, and unpleasant this school is. The girls, think of there selfs as hot girls that can get any man they can. They wear crop tops that show too much skin, and jean skirts that cover up pretty much, nothinthinkg. Everyone might as well just be naked, because of all of the rips in there jeans. The boys, that hanging out with girls, is all they have in life. the school, the teachers, everything all together, i would rate it 1- 10 a 1. The teachers have anger issues on students and need to contain that anger. Every Friday they go to a store CVS, which is apart of a strip mall, across from the middle school. The students are there from 3:30 to 4:30, screaming running through stores like dogs. Chatham Middle School should be shut down immediately before further damage is made.
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by Chatham Middle School June 9, 2019