The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

cambonics by Juice January 27, 2005

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chinbonics

a version of chinese that mixes chinese with slang or ebonics. a person could start off speaking chinese, then use some type of slang term in the middle and finish of what their saying with chinese again or vice versa.

mainly spoken by chinese-americans.

same meaning as chinglish.

listen to Jin - The Rest Is History for some examples

sup nigga, lets go smoke some DAI MA.

note:
DAI MA means weed in chinese

chinbonics by dai lo January 9, 2005

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Crawbonics

1. A newly developed system of terminology intended for use only by obviously Caucasian men who would rather be of African descent, or anyone who wishes to make fun of the previously mentioned Caucasian(s).

Kyle: word dats boot doe!
Jimmy: dude i hate you so much. you are WHITE so stop speaking in Crawbonics.

Crawbonics by r1e2d4s5o7x8 September 14, 2009

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craybonics

Language of crazy people.

"I don't understand that nut! She speaks in craybonics."

craybonics by notasquirrel March 27, 2014

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