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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.
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The Charles Effect 

An effect named after Charles Leclerc the Formula 1 driver from Monaco. Who started a trend of wearing bandanas within the Formula 1 community. The effect is often recognised by looking stylish, "Holly Molly" and handsome with a bandana in your hair.

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.
Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff
Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

Charles Lee 

instead of me e promotes Charles Lee makes him second in command

im a general WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Charles Lee by Tenko ouma January 5, 2019

charles boyle 

Detective on Brooklyn 99. Hardworking, loyal foodie with a people pleasing complex. Has an adopted son, Nikolaj. Jake Peralta’s best friend and ultimate peraltiago shipper.
Is that Charles Boyle? I hear he rear-ended the hearse at his uncle’s funeral...oops

The Charles- Andre 

The Charles- Andre (TCA) is not something that can b learned or taught. It's something you can only be born with and is definitely a rarity, a unicorn. TCA is classy, noble, sophisticated, gorgeous, highly intelligent, funny and fearless. There is nothing someone who omits TCA can't do. TCA embodies the valency of the most courageous knight. TCA always effortlessly concurs, prevails and comes out triumphant.

His wins are so glorious his skin glows, his smile never faulters and his eyes sparkle. The brilliant dad jokes also never cease to amaze. He will stop at nothing to put smiles on faces and to brighten the darkest day. There is one weakness to TCA. His weakness is so top secret he doesn't even recognize. The frailty of TCA is that he doesn't believe in himself. He doesn't see his amazingness or the fact he is something to be admired. TCA needs not be insecure, fearful or regret anything. Whoever exalts TCA needs to remember who tf he is and whose son he is. They need to remember that everyone makes mistakes but don't punish one self indefinitely.

The person who has TCA is a kind, generous and good man. Not to mention an excellent friend. TCA will give you the shirt off their back if you needed it. Even if it was his last.

To know a man that emits this quality is the one you with never want to let go, friend or more. He is a deeply loved man and to know him for a moment is a privilege. To know any part of this man can consider themselves lucky to have even known him.
Yes, your man is spectacular but is he as spectacular as a man whose best quality it The Charles- Andre?
The Charles- Andre by OG_Epimetheus December 12, 2020

Charles Head Guy

AKA - “CHG”

A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.

Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.
I can’t believe Charles Head Guy is trying to meet up with someone at 3 AM on a Wednesday. CHG is a madman.
Charles Head Guy by Stinky Chub December 30, 2021