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Chartardo 

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.
I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!
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UMFS Charterhouse School

A shittiest alternative school in Richmond, that not only exploits traumatized children, but also exploits the teachers and therapist that work there. Well known for putting sexual predators and pedophiles in the same class room as sexually abused children.
I just raped my 2 year old sister. Now I get to go to UMFS Charterhouse school, where they will tell me I am a good boy, and I get to molest other kids in middle school.
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Charzarding 

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
He started charzarding me so i left
Charzarding by baldore October 6, 2010

charcarodon pteryops giganticus 

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.
The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
man i flaming charzard her ass
Flaming Charzard by flying gamose February 23, 2018

Charzard 

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”
Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit
Charzard by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018

Kitchener Chadtard 

A person, who while playing online poker, violently throws their computer mouse across the room while yelling "Fuck You!!!" at the computer screen.
Wow! Now that was a bad poker beat. I bet you the guy that just took that is going Kitchener Chadtard as we speak.
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murderhobo 

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